Where does the oil go?

Hey we're all virgins at some point, but I popped that CHERRY FIRST :twisted:

(joking around, feel free to ask any other questions :cheers:)
Judging by the number of his posts, He's not a TRUE virgin! But since he doesn't know where to "put" it, maybe he only made it to 3rd base all this time! That's ok with us, we'll still try to be gentile......