Lol!! I know right?
Nothing beat when I got a 1985 Jaguar XJ6 into my shop. This car had a multitude of electrical problems such as:
-Radio randomly turning on & scanning for channels. (Even with the key off.)
-Heater blower motor randomly turning on. (With the key off.)
-Antenna randomly going up and down. (With the key off.)
-Headlights/blinkers randomly going on. (Yes with the key off again.)
It pissed the owner of the car off so much that he gave the car to our shop. I automatically thought of "Christine" by Stephen King.
Well me and all of my mechanics were stumped as to why it was doing this and lol I'll never forget one night....haha..
I was drinking at the shop to celebrate my speedy overhaul of a 1988 Jeep Cherokee engine and I remember seeing the Jaguar in the parking lot with the headlights and blinkers on. (I hated Jaguars at the time.) lol I started swearing at it, got the battery jumper pack, took the negative cable on the pack,connected it to the battery and just started smacking stuff everywhere in the engine bay with the positive cable on the battery pack...(omg I can't stop laughing as I type this lol..) ...There were sparks going EVERYWHERE. (Hey I was 21 at the time what do you want lol...)
Everything just shut off on the car. lol the car never had an electrical problem ever again after that. How do I know? I ended up driving it for 2 1/2 years ahahaha.