Are our Slants "Unsafe"?

It"s true< the cars are unsafe and your in danger of becomeing;

looked at alot, perhaps with a deep envy.

Looking cool

being yelled at. Mostly a hurray type yell.

Given the finger, normally the thumb going up, beware this also will cause a distraction that could wreck your ride and more than likely into a foreign pos!

Whos got some more warnings? Baha ha ha ha ha ha