Who is BS'ing who?

And just because I dont want to reply to this thread anymore. For anyone else who refuses to believe my experience driving my car, or refuses what anyone else has explained to what the cause may be..Then this is expecially for you..Well, I have a secret...My dart defies the laws of physics, they dont apply to it. My car rolls up every single hill. The closer I get to the equator, magnetic fields from the South and North Pole equalize. With 0 electromagnetic waves acting on my car, it only needs to exceed 80mph to break the sound barrier..Im only left to believe one thing. Someone has possessed my Dart.. Please help restrict the evil demons from my car... Dont let them contaminate me!

~Thanks