Life's most embarrassing car moments

My 70 Duster, when almost new, with future wife in car. Still had the manual. Backed out of a friend's driveway, into the street. Girlfriend still talking to people; they start hollering " burn rubber". so...

I rev it up and dump the clutch.

It was still in reverse, backwards burn out.

I quess, because of the gear ratio in reverse, it over-revved (still the original oil filter). Noise, blue smoke all over the place, oil light on..

We had to get a ride home, too dark to see. Well, I had ruptured the oil filter, and the smoke was oil on the exhaust. I didn't sleep all night, trying to come up with a lie that warranty would replace...

Same car, in avator; this is why flat 16 gauge is in the trunk. Married gf, and we and another couple took the car onto St Augustine Beach. Drinks, sun, fell asleep on the beach.

Woke up;holt ****, I didn't know the tide came in that fast. 4 wheel pulled it out of the ocean, hosed it down good, including trunk and rear quarters, I thought. Years later- NOT!