Life's most embarrassing car moments

yeah, well, i'll bet i'm one of the few people on earth who totalled a vehicle without even being in it. had a little '84 mazda pickup. winter time, started it to warm up. sitting in the same place it always did. my daughter went out to catch the bus & comes running back in "dad, your truck's rolling over the bank!" i almost caught up to it in the back yard. the blinkin thing then spun around & started rolling forward. did i mention there was a 4 acre hay field behind the house? downhill of course, creek at bottom. i'll bet that truck was doing 45 when it went air borne, jumped the creeek & hit a tree! embarassing?