Life's most embarrassing car moments

Im at a light in my Honda AN600 sedan (remember those?) and the piston pin retainer fails and digs a ditch on my cylinder. It starts blowing smoke in a way that would make NASA proud. It was so thick that I couldnt see if there was anyone in front of me to pull over to the side so I had to get out, further helping the embarrassment factor. limped it 1 mile home and replaced the cylinder bank in about 60 minutes. Imagine a 2 cyl Motorcycle motor, that is what it had in it.
I was driving my sisters MG replica on a VW chassis when the front left wire wheel cover decides to jettison. It is rolling down the street at the same speed Im driving so I just pull up along side it and grab it while its still rolling. The car and doors wer so low I could reach it no problem. After I make the snag, 2 guys across the street start cheering and whistling! They saw the entire thing. Cut my hand but saved my sisters cover. 2 miles later I try and make a hard stop and the F'n VW brakes sink to the floor (needed to pump them my sister tells me) so I nip this guys taillight with my fender when I forced it up on the median trying to avoid the rearender.