Life's most embarrassing car moments

Just bought a 71 scamp driving home from philadelphia was completely fine in stop and go traffic for about 30 miles on 95 then all of a sudden it decided to die at every. single. stoplight/sign. Had to put the car in neutral whenever i started to slow down and rev the engine so it didn't die. i had a line of cars behind me for 4 and a half miles all honking. I just laughed and shrugged it off. But those people weren't too happy with me especially the people right behind me because whenever i started the car back up they got a nice big puff of exhaust fumes...let the good times begin.