Life's most embarrassing car moments

Not actually because of the car, but I was wearing shorts and a beehit my mirror and bounced off my chest the apparently landed close enough to my junk that it was a short walk.
Coming up to a red light in traffic and WHAMMO, stings me right on the inside of my leg up inside the shorts.
Grab my shorts to stop or smash the bee and hold on to it while I got the car stopped at the light and jumped out to dump the bee.
Women laughing, and well, you get it.