How many FABO 'Regulars' does it take to change a Light Bulb?

LMAO! That's funny! Reminds me of my over-analytical father. He's a retired aircraft engineer. He has to so over-analyze and re-engineer everything he wouldn't change the bulb at all he'd re design the whole room, the fixture and the way it distributes the light. For the most effecive light output and lowest operating cost while maintaining a high safety level. LOL!!!