How many FABO 'Regulars' does it take to change a Light Bulb?

We can't forget about the ancillary threads the next week when one of them can't afford a light bulb and 237 kind and generous members all pitch in to get him one, and the 1012 paypal contributions sent with blessings to the guy whose wife's boyfriend stole the money so he could hire Ace Ventura and get his dog back.