Anyone ever dealt with a C.O.D.?

Slightly O/T, but about 20 years ago I had a COD for a woman in Sandusky, Ohio who was a palm reader / fortune teller. I walked into her place of business, through the bead curtains, on back to a room with a table and a big glass ball on it. She came out of another room, and I told her I had a COD delivery.

She says "you'll have to bring it back tomorrow. I didn't know it was coming today."

Some fortune teller! LOL!

Now that is a good one.