!!MOM!! The idiots are on Craigslist again!!

I *like* how cretins advertise their **** piles as "Mechanics' Special" or , worse yet , "Mechanics' Dream" .

I don't know many real mechanics whose nights are full of dreams of owning / working on some shitbox like the one advertised ...

...unless said mechanic just happened to pop a handful of Desoxyn !

The best ads are the ones with either no pictures , or pictures of the "vehicle" with some drunk family member dropping-a-deuce in the background while their Pit Bull chews on a Stretch Armstrong doll .