**Almost Died Today, No Joke**

Maybe chambering a round into a Remington 870 will get his attention.

Think my tolerance is a little low? I guess you've never spent six days at your child's bedside in an ICU because a Dominos Pizza delivery driver thought it OK to drink beer on the job, and not only forgot to turn his lights on after a delivery and was speeding, but tried to pass your kid on the left as she was making a left hand turn.