cell phone use in bathroom

And when the phone made it to the sewer plant a worker picked it up and it amazingly still worked. The worker called the last number and talked to the guys wife. He took the phone back to her and they ended up having an affair. After several months she fell in love with the sewer worker and left her husband without telling him. On the table she left him the cell phone that he never knew that had been recovered with the following note, "Honey your cell phone went down the sewer just like the love in our marriage. It was recovered by a sewer worker and he was kind enough to return it. In the end he also recovered me and I love him so I have left you..... That day you dropped the phone in the toilet ended up being the biggest blessing in my life. Have a good life TURD."