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I got my '65 Barracuda gassing up at the corner station. Guy rolls up and asks with a grin "that thing got a hemi in it?" chuckle chuckle..."Yeah, bro, its in the trunk". (It actually had a 451 in it at the time, but I didnt want to let him down that easy). And EVERYONE's uncle had one just like mine 'back then"...OK. Im cool with that.
I was at a car show and these 2 old geezers were looking at my car and discussing how they never really likes the body style and the wheels weren't period correct. All this loud enough so I could hear. I walk up to them and tell them "hey, dont let my car ruin your trip out here..keep walking" Turns out they were my best friends dad and friend out from North Dakota and they were just bustin' my chops. I finally recognized them after my buddy comes strolling up laughing. I had not seem His dad in about 25 years!

Oh yeah, my airhead female roomate saw a boat on a trailer and said, "that would be a cool boat if it had better rims..." I laughed out loud and she didnt understand why, but with the tits she had, she didnt need her brains...