First time Cruise - Advise?

This isn't the kind of cruise I was thinking of when I read the title....

I would stay away from Royal Carribean, the one where the newly weds went on their honeymoon and only the bride came back. Blood marks outside the window of their cabin and none of the authorities took the lead to help figure out what exactly happened as it was on "international waters". Apparently the "laws of the land" don't apply out there.


But I hope your cruise is safe and enjoyable. And remember the "poop deck" is not what the name suggests....