Its finally happening!

Since this is your first child, I will help you understand the process !!

After the new wears off, the diapers (and there will be many) start to stink. Tell daddy to change them as it is all HIS FAULT!

Sure, the new one will start to make noises. After a while you will wish it would be quiet. And then you will find a way to sleep thru the noise.

And then the baby will learn to crawl.....and get into trouble.

And then the baby will learn to walk...double trouble.

And then the baby will learn how to talk...oh no!

And the the 'terrible two's will make a house call.

IT GOES DOWNHILL FROM THERE !!

How to get sleep...



How to make sure kids don't get into trouble...



It's all his fault....



Pictures would be helpful to us !! :blob::p