Does your other hobbies/ jobs/ careers have "whackers?"

Maybe they're just trying to keep up with the doofuss's in the real cop cars. Drove by the typical highway robbery the other night and wondered to myself, does it take 75 trillion candlewatt power, can see it from Jupiter with the naked eye, Pink Floyd laser light show, to pull some soccer mom over these days????? About a week later I finally got my night vision back.