Homemade EFI, what manifold?

Just a funny addition to this. My brother has no money and always comes up with cheap innovative ideas. He was planning on drilling injector ports into an intake he had , blah blah blah. I asked him how he planned on metering the air. He runs downstairs and comes back holding a stripped out TQ. He says "I call this my thermoquadalbody!" Cracks me up every time I think of it.