How about a "back in the day my dad whooped some butt!" Thread?

You only got belted once? how? -just one page in a chapter:
everytime i messed up soon after i put marijuana in dad's barbeque pit i got belted for any minor offense LOTS AND LOTS OF BELTING!
you must have been a good kid or highly entertained

Me, my brother and two sister buried my dad's belt in the back yard....of course, he just used another one. :( That said, he only wailed on us when we really F'd up. And "back in the day" dad was a real bad a$$. He was a lineman. Climbed poles using spikes and scaled high tension lines before "bucket trucks" were used. He and his climbing buddies were all nutz.