My WalMart carries AR-15's

A friend bought about a half dozen guns from some old fellow awhile back.
His wife asked him "what he needed all the guns for, you can't use them all at the same time."
He said" no ." Then he said "What about all your shoes, you can't wear them all at once either. At least my guns will appreciate over time."

When he told me I laughed my butt off.

She doesn't complain about his guns any more and they are still married.