Questions to ponder..........

SCredneck said
Not possible. Too busy howling at the moon and can't really grip the shovel with my hairy palms.

You know that's bogus.... If you're to the point where you got the hairy palms, you should have some wicked Gorilla Grip to hold on to that shovel.

Didn't anybody ever tell you, you'll go blind if you keep that up.