Broken dip stick tube

Just as i progress along something seems to always happen:banghead:I was taking off the alt. to clean it up better when i slipped and hit the dip stick......I bent it back and YAHHHHHH:banghead: It broke off in my hand. Of course the motor is in the car now...No oil in the pan but is there any way i can get this out without dropping the pan??????DAMMMIT