Hey, you may be onto something here. We can hire a FABO "Mob Squad". Tony, Vito, Vinny, & George. They must be Italian and from New York, Chicago, LA etc. (like Joe Peschi, Al Paccino and such). When someone doesn't follow through on the deal, we can send the mob squad to visit them (at a $50 - $100 charge per visit to be paid by victim of deal). First visit they get a broken arm, second visit a broken leg, third visit they get put in a "cardboard box" and sent home to mama...
This will send a message to the scammers and eventually "weed them out" (pushing up daisies) if they don't, and FABO will be a better place...
Or maybe get the tv show Cheaters to help us follow and track down the scammers and then we can confront them face to face. We could pitch it to the tv show saying that they are "cheating" us out of our money....