South Florida wildlife

Man, I aint afraid of snakes, but I think I would crap in my pants if I saw that. It reminds me of the time I got my gun when one of the neighborhood kids said they had a snake cornered in the backyard. As I was walking up on it, my neighbor asked me what I was doing. As we approached it, he walked up and grabbed it. Turned out to be a fake snake. I told him he should have let me shoot it first.