Bathroom wall

Mopar_1974 don't sit there all broken hearted
One day you'll sh*t when you thought you farted.

That reminds me...I was listening to the Greaseman way back when he was on DC101 and it was his 40th birthday. Someone called and asked what it was like to be 40 and he listed a bunch of funny stuff but the one I really remember was "never trust a fart".