I need a good artist

I generally charge 50 bucks, but for you Bud............

.........no charge:thumleft:


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer. Then asks, "How much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge...."

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Two neutrons walk into a bar. One of them bumps his shoulder on the doorway in the way in. He turns to his friend and says, "I think that I lost an electron."

His friend asks, "Are you sure?"

He says, "I'm positive...."

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