A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer. Then asks, "How much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge...."
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Two neutrons walk into a bar. One of them bumps his shoulder on the doorway in the way in. He turns to his friend and says, "I think that I lost an electron."
His friend asks, "Are you sure?"
He says, "I'm positive...."
Good one, but I can't believe you are spouting jokes while I am trying to sell my artistic genius:violent1:
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