What Do Think Cerebus Should Do To Help Set Chrysler Apart From The Dogs.....

Let me do my best Jimmy Stewart impression.

“Here’s the problem. Most people don’t have the time to find a classic A body and get it road worthy. Even if they did, there are only so many to go around. Now, it’s true that new cars are boring. That’s why the advertisements try to make them look exciting. But if people could buy a brand new A-body, well who wouldn't want to drive a nice Dart everyday if they could? Don’t ya see?”

And that my friends would be what is known as an “instant classic”. (IMO)
Some of us don’t drive status symbols now. Unless a Duster is considered a status symbol. LOL