Things that I get in my spam folder

Hell ya, a rich old widow women on her last legs shortly to get planted. My kind of women, I'll reply to the little darlin and mercifully put her out of her missery then jump a plane with all the loot, a bodashous bimbo and head to Aruba. Hell ya and praise the lord it's like winning the lottery.
To late, I already emailed her.....Was nice knowing you guys......