Things that I get in my spam folder

Hmmm, don't quite know how to respond to this thread.

Couple of options:

#1 You're a complete noob and don't know this is a scam, in which case I need to shout, "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!!!!!" And, "Don't under any circumstances send this person ANY money!"

#2 You think it's funny, and a twist on the old nigerian scams. In which case, I chuckled to myself and wondered, "Who falls for this crap?"

Regards,

Joe Dokes