Workers at Dodge Dart plant admit to drinking on the job

a drunk employee is a happy employee.

lmao!
No kidding.
I worked with a guy named Starkey that was a hell of a worker, IF he had his vodka on ice.
if he did not get his " fix" he was the most miserable son of a ***** to be around, and I'm talking to the point of ready to throw punches mad.

The boss quickly took notice of this and since the guy worked so good on the sauce he turned his back to the whole thing, and if for some reason the boss would stay in the shop too late during the late shift, old Starkey would start to get pretty nasty and the boss would take that as his cue to go home for the night so old Starkey could help me knock out the work for the night in a good mood.
Starkey never knew the boss was on to him but it was fun watching Starkey start to "brew" and get nervous that the boss was hanging around too long. LOL.

If the boss was pissed at Starkey for some reason he would stay a little longer that night just to make him sweat it a little.
Man that sucked when that guy would get miserable like that, but give him a drink and a few minutes and that lion was tamed like a kitten.