Craziest Brake Job I have ever done

You mean I need to check my brakes after they start squealing and throwing sparks? I thought the sparks were a neat new feature!!

I've seen that before, and it's just unbelievable how dumb people can be.

Kind of like continuing to drive with an oil pressure light on, never checking the oil and driving until the engine seizes... See "American Restoration" for a real life example... I think it was the last episode.