Man Hides 10 inch handgun in his Bottom

Or the fact that he is in jail to begin with. :D

True, but I've gone to jail for breaking up a fight because the police at "figure out" what happened, even though 30+ other people were telling them I didn't do anything wrong. I was released within a few hours though. Guess it depends on the reason you ended up in there. His case...well you've already said it.