Adult Riddles

Xstream_1 said
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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So true!!!

daredevil said
why do men want women to wear white at their wedding?

so their dishwasher matches their refrigerator
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You do like to live dangerously, don't you? (it was good, though)