Tell me why I don't drink again?

You wonder why men go crazy? Here is today’s text conversation with my wife. A simple question. Two texts and we are done here. But noooooo! 6 texts to get the answer.

Greg: I know you are visiting your sister. Will you be home for dinner?
Wendy: I am with my mom right now.
Greg: That’s nice. What about the answer to my question?
Wendy: Will not be home until later.
Greg: And ……
Wendy: Not home for dinner.
Greg: There you go.