Tell me why I don't drink again?

Man, you got it easy. It takes me 15 minutes to arrive at an answer.

The one I love is when I ask the wife or my daughter a question like:

Me to daughter: Where did you get that blouse?
Daughter: I have had it for a long time.
Me: That's not what I asked.
Daughter: I don't know.
Me: You don't know where you got something?
Daughter: No
Me: So you don't remember when or where you got it.
Daughter: Oh yeah, I got it last month when I went shopping with ?

:banghead: My wife does the same chit to me.