Cheap Bastard Awards

I get all my roller tires from my fleet mechanic, they take them off old work vans with about 1/2 tread left. I have not bought tires for my car in 5 years...I got my last 2 beater TV's and a set of K2 skis of Freecycle.com (post free stuff, people come and get it..cheaper than paying 10 bucks to trash a TV) My driver car leaks/burns oil so fast, I just buy it at Big Lots (the old pic-n-save) for 2.20 a quart. I use the varnished gas out of my garage squater to power my lawnmower, stinks going in as bad as it does coming out. My satellite box is 12 years old, no HD...dont want to lose my grandfathered DirectV account if I get an upgraded box...not the cheapest by far...