Cheap Bastard Awards

I had a push mower for over 20 years and it ran great...a one pull start and cut great except the carb cable was broken so I had to use a zip tie to hold it in the proper place to run after a choke start. The handle was held together with a coat hanger wire,gastank leaked so only enough gas for one fast cut was allowed, one wheel was froze and it looked like hell. On a large trash pickup day, I was cutting grass and ran out of fuel at bthe front of the house. Left it near the road and went for a gascan. Upon returning, the mower was in the trunk of "someone" heading down the road. (trashpicker). I could of chased them down but didn't have the heart to explain the mower wasn't junk. My Wife was happy....hmmm...maybe a setup ??