Cheap Bastard Awards

-I've bought 2-ply toilet paper from the dollar store, split it into 1-ply.
-Layed out my clothes for the next day between the box spring and mattress, when you wake up, they're pressed.

That's about it, because I met a guy who is so F-ing cheap, it's disgusting. When we go out to the local burger joint, he calls his wife and asks her if she wants anything. He'll go up and order her something to go, with NO drink. He gets the free refill on his drink and puts a new lid on it. He went out to get a crib for his first born, and brought one back from the dump, it wasn't even in decent shape, it was a literal disaster. Then he got butt hurt when his wife sent him back to a real store. After knowing this guy for a while, my wife, and other friends refer to acts of blatant cheap bastard-ness, as "Stone'n it".