Cheap Bastard Awards

There are some good ones on here folks!
I've thought of a few examples of my own.....
I'll go to Best Buy, and haggle, but I will totally make **** up like...
"Jim's Appliances has that same model for $25 less". If they ask for proof, which doesn't always happen, I tell them, "look, I'll just go buy it there" - and they ask the manager and I get it cheaper.
Or, I've had my wife pretend there is something about it she really doesn't like (such as the color or something petty like the remote buttons). You'd be amazed at how places come down on prices.
The liner for the small garbage can in the bathroom is a walmart bag.....