Cheap Bastard Awards

Well....
I buy lots of clothes at wally world get 5 t shirts for 10 $5.
I send like a hour looking online for new horseback riding boots that are like $50 lower than what their worth and i am not kidding i found that and there brand new.
I try to find the thing im looking for but at the cheapest price
I went cheap on a banjo and bought a 4 instead of a 5 string