Cheap Bastard Awards

Way back when I was about 17 my girlfriend wanted to go to the drive-in, well funds were real low as I just acquired a 69 Formula S 340 Barracuda. I had to improvise so I pulled the cuda in the Garage put a blanket on the hood followed by my 12" b&w TV and I got to spend one of the best evenings I can remember to date! Cost a little Electricity and a little Ingenuity.

Did you marry her? Girls who enjoy things like that a few and far.

I've never once paid for sex.

We all pay, one way or another, we all pay.