Welding noob, hows this one or other suggestions

As 67Dart mentioned...the Home Depot/Lowes welders...even though they are a Lincoln product...are NOT the same as what you buy at a welding shop. That doesnt mean they are no good. I started with a Lincoln 135 from Lowes. They will do the job and are a great beginner welder. If you dont make a living with it, you'll probably never have a problem.
Good luck. Dont get frustrated. Half the battle is machine settings, and then PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE. You'll get it.