Cheap Bastard Awards

After reading another thread on here (an older one) I thought it would be funny for members to list their cheapest actions and we can informally vote on who here is the Cheapest Bastard!

This may only be a small example, and I'm sure I'll think of more, but my winter coat for the past two years has a large paperclip for the zipper pull.
I haven't got around to buying a new coat. (told you, not a great example, but a starter).

Are you a Cheap Bastard?
Nope and cheaper isn't always better. :prayer: