Stuck Torsion Bar, SERIOUSLY stuck

How the *expletive* do you get these things out when they're stuck. :banghead:

I have the LCA completely removed from the car, has no tension on it whatsoever, and I have soaked it in penetrating oil for a while. I have no interest in saving the bar but I want the LCA it's frozen to. I've pushed pulled, wiggled, and I clamped a vice around the end of the torsion bar, secured the LCA and beat the vice/bar out with a sledge until my vice literally shattered.

I now have a broken vice, sore arms, and the torsion has not budged even half a millimeter from it's home in the LCA.

I'm getting very frustrated with this satanic thing... other bar came out easily just pulling it out by hand.