What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.

Hey:

Anyone have any unusual phrases they thought were clever or interesting.

I have certainly heard a few in the time I've been on here. Maybe they're new, maybe just new to me....

"Quiet as a mouse peeing on cotton" was the latest that I hadn't heard before...

"Tighter than a hummingbird's tweet" was also pretty good.

"War was easier than daughters."

Anyone?
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