What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.
"I didn't know whether to sh*t or go blind"....
As in, That car looked so nasty, "I didn't know whether to sh*t or go blind".
"Cool Beans" - I just like saying "coolbeans". As in, "You pulled 525HP fromthat new Stroker?"... "Cool Beans!"