What are your favorite/most interesting sayings, aphorisms, metaphors, similes,etc.

Uglier than a mud fence.
Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Busyer than a three peckered billy goat.
Forgotten more than you'll ever learn.
Done more work the first hour i was here than you'll do all day/week.

If you see something that's neat i say [that's swoopy].